Superman's Sex Tape So why is Superman whoring himself in front of the cameras? Does he need money to pay for the Fortress of Solitude? No, it's all because of this guy here. The guy, who looks like Slimer from Ghostbusters dressed up like Indiana Jones for Halloween, is named Sleez. Using whatever the hell powers allow you to do such a thing, he brainwashed two superheroes into his control, Big Barda and freaking Superman. So, did he send both heroes out to steal all the gold in the world? Kill all the other superheroes and take over the universe? Nope, he wanted them do a porno flick, and film it. Which, we have to admit, is the same thing we would do. Sleez, by the way, is a member of the New Gods space pantheon and was Darkseid's best pal in the whole world. But while Darkseid had the cool position of god of evil, Sleez was the god of porn. Darkseid became embarrassed of being seen with the guy and kicked him out. Get the hell out, and take your stupid stripper's pole with you! It gets weirder. After Sleez has shot his Superman/Barda porn movie, Darkseid finds himself a copy because he has agents on Earth whose only job is to find new porn in specialized stores for him. This is not a joke--or at least not our joke--this is actually in the story. Watch Astro boy does black online on YouPorn.com. YouPorn is the largest Blowjob porn video site with the hottest selection of free, high quality movies. Enjoy our HD porno videos on any device of your choosing! Watch video Anime gay foreplays and gets fucked on Redtube, home of free Hentai porn videos and Gay sex movies online. Video length: (4:50) - Starring: Hot amateurs gone wild. So there he was, watching his Earthling porn when he suddenly sees Big Barda getting her freak on. Barda, by the way, is married to another superhero, Mr. Dating sites free. So Darkseid does the most evil, supervillian thing he can think to do: Show Mr. Miracle the tape of his wife getting what is surely the best sex of her life from Superman. Of course you don't tell him what's on the tape, you just make him watch it. You truly are the god of evil, Darkseid. Miracle, Barda's husband, quickly finds Sleez's movie studio and stops his wife and Superman from showing up on Porntube. Sleez tries to escape through the sewers but Superman follows him. Faced with a life behind bars and without porn, he decides to end it all. He lights a match and the concentrated gases in the sewer make this story end just the way it ran, as a massive explosion of shit. See that guy getting romantic with that dinosaur? He is Aviax, proud member of the superhero team The Wanderers. Never heard of them before? Not even the Editor read it, which is probably how they got away with the dinosexy. Now, we need point out that there is a fine line dividing the province of superhero costumes and that of costumes for backup dancers of homoerotic musical extravaganzas. Aviax's costume crossed the line riding a motorcycle, jumping over 20 school buses on fire and never looked back. Tons of high quality breathtaking gay porn could be found by you on Gay XXX Dick during adventure through this so great web resource. Vintage twink dicks tumblr images. Enjoy from the such an incredible examination of how dudes are exposing everything they got, stroking cocks, fingering or dildoing buttholes of theirs as well as having oral and anal screw with each other. These gay dudes all look so different but each of them is really cool, got what to expose and is ready to do his maximum to bring pals like you at cloud seven from enjoyment. His powers are even more depressing. Aviax has the amazing ability to transform into any bird, one of the many creatures in nature less capable of fighting crime than a regular human. And because life was not miserable already, they gave him a weakness as if his entire self wasn't weakness enough: Aviax has hollow bones, like real birds. Which is OK for them because unlike Aviax, birds are not going to get into fist fights with super villains. But the reason he's on this list is that he fucks dinosaurs. There was this planet where the dinosaurs that were about to evolve into birds were dying because of some radiation. The space police called in The Wanderers since either everybody else was busy, or they dialed the wrong number. Aviax, who was immune to the radiation, came up with the plan: To add his radiation immune gene into these dinosaurs' gene pool. Is he going to use his DNA to make some in vitro dinosaurs and add them to the population? He's gonna do some dino-fuckin'. The facial expressions on the three guys in front seem appropriate, but the two girls in the back and the disembodied head? We need to talk. In the form of a sort-of dinosaur bird, he goes to the planet and quickly finds a lady dinosaur he deems worthy of receiving his gift of radioactive-proof DNA. But Lady Dinosaur has a boyfriend already. Hey, no problem a little aggravated assault can't fix. Then of course Lady Dinosaur runs like hell, but Aviax catches her, pins her down and has his way with her. And after all the horrible, soul scarring acts are said and done, Aviax runs off before she wakes up. And we bet he didn't call her in the morning. So what did Aviax accomplish? God alone knows, because The Wanderers didn't stick around to see if the dinosaur actually got pregnant, or if the baby was born alright or lived long enough to reproduce. They didn't even check if he inherited Aviax's immunity to radiation. So, his only accomplishment? He raped a dinosaur. Hey, what did you accomplish today? 'OK, guys, here is the plan. We bury him here, then we change our names and never speak about this day again.' It goes right in his ass, then. Yes, back in the early days, for reasons we can only speculate *cough*Tezuka was a pedo*cough*, Astro Boy's manga included scenes of Astro Boy getting his ass oiled by his mom. Yes, we get it! Astro Boy is a robot, so he needs oil. But why is he getting a Texaco enema instead of drinking the oil from a can like all normal cartoon robots? Really, Astro, by oiling your butt you are just making Robot NAMBLA's job easier. Astro Boy Gay Porno For PyrosAt least they don't do this in front of the guests. We don't know Spanish, but that sure looks like a lot of words just to say, 'STOP FUCKING DOING THAT!' Alright, so we're making too big a deal out of a couple of panels that feature some anal lube. Probably just a one-off thing, right? You know better than that. He puts the butt in. Yes, Astro Boy had a whole arsenal of weapons to fight evil, and all these weapons are inside his ass. And you laugh at cavity searches in airports. Maybe Astro needs all that ass oiling to keep the guns from getting stuck in there. Astro Boy Gay Pornography AddictionWe know this sounds more stupid than gross, but please remember this is the robotic version of Superman pointing his ass at Lex Luthor and blowing his head off with a well aimed turd. In a way it is an amazingly cruel weapon: With most weapons, the pain ends when it kills you, but the ass guns keep hurting you and your loved ones long after your demise.
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